A couple weeks ago I heard an obviously untrue rumor about my friend Davis, last weekend I heard the same thing repeated by two completely different sources. Never to be one to believe the gossip I called Davis and we had a laugh about it. It isn’t true. Ahh the local rumor mill. You cannot make this stuff up… well actually I guess someone can…
This time it is about me. Remember I said I was going out with Home Run Hitter last weekend? I was actually going out with a group of friends, HRH included. We had a great time. Dinner, local club, a party, back to our friends house. Here’s the thing we were out in public, saw people we knew, talked to people we knew. I even made a new friend, he is actually the grandson of one of my father’s bigger supporters. Turns out he and HRH went to elementary school together for like one year.
Wait, I’ve gotten off track. Back to the rumor. So people are beginning to ask me if HRH and I are dating. Well thats not actually true I had one friend call and say “tell me you are not dating that loser [HRH]! I can come kick your ass if you need it.” Oh and even Mr. Wrong has heard about it. When I inisted we are just friends he says, “I don’t think friends would be doing the things you two were.” From another source I have heard we were “all over each other” on the dance floor. I’m sorry, much as I love to dance, I did not dance with HRH. Never even made it to the dance floor.
When HRH called tonight he said “I don’t remember dancing”. He laughed, said “Fuck ‘em.” I wish I could have that kind of attitude, I just don’t. You would think I would have learned by now, I just haven’t. But there isn’t anything I can do about it, trying to tell people it isn’t true just pours fuel on the fire. So I guess I’ll just have to wait until next week and they are talking about someone else.
